Sunday, May 1, 2011

Late...

Yo so here's my newest post....

I'm ssssooooo late........ Jamie,s gonna kill me for real if I miss this..... I hope she doesn't mess up my hair while she kills me shes gotta respect that at least..... I finished up the last of some old guy's tattoo of a shark. Getting a shark tattoo doesn't make you any younger or cooler. He didn't seem to get that...... I hated that my boss had me work overtime, But if i did I'd be one more step closer to getting a raise, which anyone could use. "See Ya!" i ran as fast as i could out the door and to my car. I swear i accidentally knocked some old fat lady off a bench when i ran by. I got in the car and started driving. as soon as i get to the highway its jam packed with cars. For as far as i could see, cars. dead stop. I just can't win. I asked some random guy what happened when i got out of my car. He informed me that there was an old lady sitting in the road and the police can't move here. I'm not liking old people today.... Sigh. I looked at my watch. This isnt good..... I left my car to get later and i ran. it was about ten minutes and i finally reached the end of the highway. I saw the old lady sitting there and she was hitting everyone with her cane. Apparently she thought that she was waiting for her husband there...... I found out her husband died a year before. I got to the road and planned to hitch hike. Some trucker dude pulled over and let me in. The ride was pretty awkward cause im pretty sure he was gay and he was listening to "born this way"...... I got out after ten minutes and ran. I finally made it to the school and got into the hallways. "Where have you been!!! My graduations about to start!!1 God Austin!!!" Jamie shouted at me. "Around and at least I'm not too late." "sigh just..... go take a seat." "No problem."

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

A New Job

So yea Im posting..... enjoy....


I got fired. This is what happened.

"Hey man just put the boxes over there and don't mess up the lables or order or open them. This is supe important because there is a man named Mr. Einstiman. He is are highest paying customer and he is very percise. So don't do anything stupid ok?" my cousin shouted to me while i picked up the boxes. " Sure." I yelled back. In my defense he shouldn't have given me such an important job. So I started placing the boxes in the same order they came. There were alot of them. Halfway trough i got curious and bored and i relized i didn't know what was in the boxes. One look cant hurt right? So I carefully pulled the tape off the box and opened it. It was only paint, canvas, every type of brush youcould imagine. Boring. So carefully closed it up and made it loook like it was never opened. I finished placing the boxes and was just in time to see my cuz and some short bald guy in an expensive looking tux. He walked past me as if i was a piece of trash on the ground. I held myself back. He inspected the boxes. Inspected them. Really. Thats when things got bad. He found the box I opened and his face turned an angry red. Litterally. It's possible. He went crazy. Ripping up the boxes, splattering paint everywhere, throughing stuff around. It was amusing until i got hit in the head and my hair full of paint, not to mention my whole entire body. When it was over he handed my cousin money,and told him this will never happen again, then walked out. Nice guy. Love to see him at a party. So my cuz fired me.

Part 2 I find a job

So I was looking for a job when Kyle was talking about the tatoo place where he gets all his tatoos. Some guy who worked there was finally found by the cops. Poor guy. Anyway they were looking for someone to replace him. I'd seen my brother get tatoos, I had tatoos, and my friend showed me how to make them, some basics. So I was like why not?I got there at Tom's Tatoos. Aperently Tom ownes the place. He's a muscular dude with tatoos everywhere. And I mean everywhere. So I had an interview and he didn't like me that much but he said he needed someone fast and i was there so i got the job. Come and se me if you want a cheap tatoo :P

Saturday, January 1, 2011

New Years 2011

Its 2011! that means we are one year closer to the destruction of the earth! yippe!! :D so this means we are gonna party til we pass out and dont know where the hell we are! whoo hoo!
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Basically thats what i think happens. Am i right? Spot on! So buck had a party like usual. i decided id come this year cause i got really sick last year and couldnt go. i decided to go with Jamie of course and Brook. Mostly cause i was gonna get wasted and they probably wouldnt so they could keep me from doing anything bad. I picked Brook up and then i picked jamie up. it was kinda awkward sitting in the same car with them. I shoulda thought it out better. but oh well. So we got there and the partying had already started. I have to say credit to Buck it was pretty hardcore tough. Jamie and Brook kinda stuck near me the whole time and i didnt mind. There was dancing and drinking and people just having fun. Eventuly Jamie went somewhere and Brook went somewhere to to dance with somebody and i drank some and kept partying. Then i found Jamie and we all counted down to midnight. then we did the whole celebration thing and continued partying... i dont remeber that much after that but i woke up with a hangover on Jamies couch. I guess she drove me here from the party? idk and idc cause it was an awesome night

Friday, December 10, 2010

Kidnaping

I walked down the street to jamies house. I was almost to he drive way when I heard yelling. I ran to the door to find brook pounding on the door of jamies house. " Whats going on?" " Jamie won't talk to me." " Why?" 
" Cause she isn't talking to anyone." 
"why not?" "no reason....." "come on you can tell me." "well you want take it well...." "come on brook" "....fine but don't freak out." " why would I-"
"she got assilted and maybe raped by socs." My face got cold and I wanted to punch something. I clenched my fists. "Austin. You said." I relaxed a bit. Then after a minute I pounded on the door as hard as I could. "Go Away Brook!" I heard Jamie scream. "Its not Brook." "Austin?..." "let me in." "no" "come on Jamie. Open the door." "go away. I....I don't want to see you." "Jamie...." "Just go." I frowned. "Shes been like this for a day. I've been trying to talk to her for an hour." "I'm picking the lock." "no good she blocked the door." "brook we should probably go. I'll see if she better later. " " good luck with that." 

 I came back a couple hours later with rope and some others things I carried with me.. I was wearing all black like a robber. I made my way to climb the side of the house using the shingles abd the tree beside it to help me up. I got to jamies window still feeling strong. I spied in and I saw noone was there. I climbed in and made my way to the kitchen as quietly as possible.  Jamie was sitting there looking depressed eating dinner. It pained me that it happened and I can't do anything bout it. I snuck up behind her and tied her hands together. She screamed a bit. But when she relized it was me she started yelling at me and I kinda drowned it up. "What are you doing?!?!" "kidnaping you." "Why!?" "cause you need to get out." "I don't wanna." "that's not your choice now is it?" I finished tieing her feet together and slung her over my shoulder. She had a ton of protests but I could take them. I shoulda used ducktape -.- . She was yelling at me the whole time. I took her onto one of the rooftops that had a pretty view where I set up a dinner earlier. I say Jamie in one of the chairs abd started untying her. " you invaded my personal privacy, breaking then entering, kidnapping against my will, just to take me to dinner nomatter what the charges? Awwwwww. So..... you letting me go?" 
"yep."
"what if I try to run?"
"well you could but considering I locked the door that leads up here and that the only way to run is down which is a couple stories abd you wouldn't run cause you wouldn't have the heart to leave me." 
"true, true, and true. Guess I'm staying." 
"awesome!" 
"on one condition."
"what?"
"don't track the guy that attacked me."
"what?!? Why!?"
"cause I'm just trying to get over this and it won't help if you do. It doesn't stop what happened." 
"But-"
"just don't."
".....ok" 
We ate dinner abd laughed and had some fun. She seemed happy and I was happy for her. I walked her home then at her door she said, " winterbsll tommarow, 6 don't be late. I love you, night." and walked inside.

Saturday, November 27, 2010

Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving. The day where you get to stuff yourself with good food and watch football with you family. My grandma and grampa came to town :P we love them but.... They can be alittle.... Critical. My mom and grandma finished dinner and grampa me celab Kyle and Andrew watched football. Grampa didn't really get football that much, he aaked Andrew and I quote, "why do good for nothing druggies get paid millions of dollars to throw a brown thingy down a fake field and tackle each other?" Andrew didn't know what to say :P Then grampa was telling us a vietnam war story :P we were falling asleep, Kyle looked like he was dead, zoning and half asleep.  "Dinner!" I shot up. Thank you! Everyone ran over to the table. I was bout to grab a spoon full of stuffing when grandma slaped my hand with a wooden spoon and told us not til after we say grace. So we did all that stuff and then we all dug in. Grandma is the best cook I know. So after we ransacked the table and were all stuffed we were laying around talking bout our lives. Meaning grandma questioning us on everything we had done since we last saw them. Celab was trying to sneak off but grandma caught him and started pounding him with questions. 
This is how it went:
"Have you been drinking?"
"no" lie 
"do you do drugs?"
"never" lie
"do you have a girlfriend?" 
"nope" lie.
And so on.The doorball rang so I went to get it just about when grandma was moving on to Kyle. Of course at the door was Jamie. " What are you doing here,?" 
" You say that like your not happy to see me." 
" Well I am but..... My grandparents are here." 
"they can't be that bad." 
"yes they can and if they see you your gonna be spending the next hour being interogated." 
"I can handle them Austin."
 "fine.  But I warned you" she gave me a kiss then walked inside to the living room where everyone was. Celab jumped up and said  "Jamie! Run while you have the chance!" " She just kinda ignored him. "um everybody who doesn't know this Jamie." I said. We sat together on the couch. "Austin is this your girlfriend?" "Yes grandma." "She's pretty..." she said and Jamie smiled. ".....but kinda short don't you think?"  grandma blurted out. Jamies smiled kinda faded. Here we go. " are you a hooker?"
"No...."  
"And what do you do?"
 "I'm still in high school."
 "tell me bout that" 
"well I get good grades and Im on the dance team." 
"there's a team for that? What America has come to, continue"
Notice everyone was just kinda watching this happen. No one wanted to interupt grandma.
"I'm planning on going to harvard..." 
"good very good." 
"are you cheating on my grandson?" 
"no!"
"liar!"
"I'm not cheating on him." 
"....... Fine"
"ok" 
"Now that we know each other, what are you doing here?."
"well I wanted to wish the brumleys a happy thanksgiving." 
"is that it? You can leave now." 
" take me with you" I whispered into Jamie's ear.
"uhhh I was also planning to take Austin with me Black Friday shopping.." 
" Oh really? And you agreed to this?" 
I nodded. "What a gentleman. You may go now. Bye Austin." she gave me a grandma hug. "Nice meeting you Jamie."  "I want to go with them!" said Celab. 
"Did you promise your girlfriend to go shopping?  I don't see her. So you can't go." said grandma.  We practically ran out the door. "That wasn't so bad....... Mostly...." 
"I think she liked you. One time Celab brought his girlfriend to our Christmas dinner and she ended yelling at her and followed her with a knife until she was at least a block away. You got off lucky." 
"true"
"so what do you wanna do now?" 
It was about 10pm. 
"we are going shopping you owe me for getting you out of there and you promised." she smiled. So until like 3 in the morning Jamie dragged me shopping. It wasn't too much fun but it was better than grandma.....   

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Montannah/ homecoming/ Jamie

Recap of my week   
 "Im not going swimming I don't have a bathing suit." "psht who said you need one?!?" I took off my shirt and dove in with my jeans on. "come on Jamie! I dare ya to!!!" she sighed then jumped in.  
We did dares like this all week. 
  While we were driving home it was late and Jamie was half asleep. We were toeing my motorcycle bye the car. I looked at Jamie leaning on me and smiled. I got this funny feeling. Liked it."Jamie you going with anyone to homecoming?" "curly but just as friends." she muttered. She fell asleep. 
  After I got home and was lieing on my bed thinking. I thought bout montannah and Jamie. Mostly bout Jamie. I suddenly got up and got dressed in jeans a tshirt and my dads old suit coat. I looked goooooood :D I fixed my hair and left. On my way I grabbed a rose from the garden store and kept going. It was bout 8 I was late. Homecoming started at 7.
  I cooly opened the doors to the gym. They were doing some cerimony thing. I looked for Jamie. "hey Jamie" said cooly when I saw her. "what are you doing here?!?" "I'm at homecoming. Am I allowed to enjoy it?!?" "yea if your a student here" "Jamie I'm actuly here for a certain girl. A very special girl." "Brooks here with Kyle." she retorted. I paused for a moment. The music started and changed to a slow song. People were starting to dance. "why don't we dance Jamie?" I grabbed her hand and we danced alittle. I'm an ok dancer. "I didn't come here for brook." I looked into her eyes and pulled the rose out of my coat. "I know it's you favorite. I know you want it." I said as I put it in my mouth like they do in the salsa. She took it from me then we kissed. It was one of those long romantic kisses. At the worst time too. I didn't plan this out too well. Cause brook saw and dtarted yelling at Jamie then, get this, Angela shows up with Johnny and then Jamie starts going at it at Angela. Huge catfight. Me Johnny and Kyle just kinda stepped back. After it got outta hand we decided to hold them back. We grabbed our dates. Angel and Brook were escorted away by Kyle and Johnny. Problem was Curly  was there to help Jamie out too. "What the heck are you doing man?!?"
"I'm helping her" I said. "austin-" Jamie started to say. "she's my date." said curly. "really? She kissed me not you." "just go home man. Go home."  he went to grabb jamies wrist but I punched him in the gut. Not hard enough to seriously hurt the kid but enough to make it hurt. He cluched his stomach and walked away. "come on.... I'm your ride home now.... We gotta talk."
 I led her outside, and sat on the bench. 
"Jamie do you like me?"
" ...... Yes but idk Austin." 
"Jamie. Everytime I'm with you, My heart races, Im not afraid to make a complete idiot of myself, and I know who my real friends are. Everytime I'm with you I can be me." 
"Austin-" 
"and all I want is for you to be mine and all I want is for us to workout."
"not to cliche, and wimpy, but still touching. Good job austina!" 
"I mean it."
" Austin I like you but,,,"
"then we are gonna make this work.  " She smiled and kissed her.


Today I went up to jamie's front door and knocked on it. I heard some yelling and stuff coming from inside the house.  She answered ad smiled. " did I come at a bad time?" "nope. Perfect time." "wanna ditch this place?" " yes! Thank you!"  She got in my car and I started driving. " where we going?" "someplace." "I don't get to know?" "nah you get to find out."  we drove to the outskirts if town for my surprise. We went into a clearing in the middle of the woods. "OMG.... It's beautiful!" the leaves were all changing, yellow orange red. I picked a good spot. I took her over to a shady tree and we sat against it. I got out the guitar I put there earlier. "welcome to your personal concert" played tge following songs in the following order, I'm yours, hey soul sister, drops of Jupiter,  smile, if it's love. I finished each one and after each one Jamie would smile sand clap. Finally I said " you know i know that you play guitar. And I need help with this one." I got my extra guitar and she smiled so big. I gave it to her.  And started singing and playing,"do you hear me? Talking to you? Across the water, across the deep blue ocean, under the open sky baby I'm trying." she smiled then thought for a moment and sang,"boy I hear you in my dreams, I feel your whisper across the sea. Your here with me, in my heart, you make it easier when life gets hard" we sang the rest of the song together and laid down on the ground with Jamie next to me and I couldn't help but smile. I put the guitar down and rolled over closer to her and she kissed me.        

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Hello montanna!

  so after days of driving I got to some motel in montanna. I wanted to give some two special girls a surprise visit. I would only stay like a day then leave, less if they kicked me out. So I parked me motorcycle off out of sight so they wouldn't see it. I saw Jamie doing something to the motor of their car, focused on that, bre was just kinda standing there "supervising". So I made my way toward them and bre caught sight of me all confused like. I gave her the shhhhhh signal and she nodded and smiled. Jamie not noticing anything was still working on that car. What did she know bout cars anyway? She can barely drive one, let alone put one together. I quietly got behind her and tapped her on the shoulder. "Bre what do you---" she said as she spun around to see me. She musta been suprised cause she stumbled back and it her head. She cursed, then said "hey austina... What the hell you doing here?!?" "thought you could go on this adventure without me eh? Well I ain't missing out." I said. She smiled and I ended fixing their car. We went to this diner to eat, and that's when bri said she was leaving to go back to Tulsa but she didn't wanna leave little jamesters alone. I said I'd protect her, you know just invade someone muggs her. Who's a better bodygaurd then the great Austin?