Yo so here's my newest post....
I'm ssssooooo late........ Jamie,s gonna kill me for real if I miss this..... I hope she doesn't mess up my hair while she kills me shes gotta respect that at least..... I finished up the last of some old guy's tattoo of a shark. Getting a shark tattoo doesn't make you any younger or cooler. He didn't seem to get that...... I hated that my boss had me work overtime, But if i did I'd be one more step closer to getting a raise, which anyone could use. "See Ya!" i ran as fast as i could out the door and to my car. I swear i accidentally knocked some old fat lady off a bench when i ran by. I got in the car and started driving. as soon as i get to the highway its jam packed with cars. For as far as i could see, cars. dead stop. I just can't win. I asked some random guy what happened when i got out of my car. He informed me that there was an old lady sitting in the road and the police can't move here. I'm not liking old people today.... Sigh. I looked at my watch. This isnt good..... I left my car to get later and i ran. it was about ten minutes and i finally reached the end of the highway. I saw the old lady sitting there and she was hitting everyone with her cane. Apparently she thought that she was waiting for her husband there...... I found out her husband died a year before. I got to the road and planned to hitch hike. Some trucker dude pulled over and let me in. The ride was pretty awkward cause im pretty sure he was gay and he was listening to "born this way"...... I got out after ten minutes and ran. I finally made it to the school and got into the hallways. "Where have you been!!! My graduations about to start!!1 God Austin!!!" Jamie shouted at me. "Around and at least I'm not too late." "sigh just..... go take a seat." "No problem."
Sunday, May 1, 2011
Wednesday, March 2, 2011
A New Job
So yea Im posting..... enjoy....
I got fired. This is what happened.
"Hey man just put the boxes over there and don't mess up the lables or order or open them. This is supe important because there is a man named Mr. Einstiman. He is are highest paying customer and he is very percise. So don't do anything stupid ok?" my cousin shouted to me while i picked up the boxes. " Sure." I yelled back. In my defense he shouldn't have given me such an important job. So I started placing the boxes in the same order they came. There were alot of them. Halfway trough i got curious and bored and i relized i didn't know what was in the boxes. One look cant hurt right? So I carefully pulled the tape off the box and opened it. It was only paint, canvas, every type of brush youcould imagine. Boring. So carefully closed it up and made it loook like it was never opened. I finished placing the boxes and was just in time to see my cuz and some short bald guy in an expensive looking tux. He walked past me as if i was a piece of trash on the ground. I held myself back. He inspected the boxes. Inspected them. Really. Thats when things got bad. He found the box I opened and his face turned an angry red. Litterally. It's possible. He went crazy. Ripping up the boxes, splattering paint everywhere, throughing stuff around. It was amusing until i got hit in the head and my hair full of paint, not to mention my whole entire body. When it was over he handed my cousin money,and told him this will never happen again, then walked out. Nice guy. Love to see him at a party. So my cuz fired me.
Part 2 I find a job
So I was looking for a job when Kyle was talking about the tatoo place where he gets all his tatoos. Some guy who worked there was finally found by the cops. Poor guy. Anyway they were looking for someone to replace him. I'd seen my brother get tatoos, I had tatoos, and my friend showed me how to make them, some basics. So I was like why not?I got there at Tom's Tatoos. Aperently Tom ownes the place. He's a muscular dude with tatoos everywhere. And I mean everywhere. So I had an interview and he didn't like me that much but he said he needed someone fast and i was there so i got the job. Come and se me if you want a cheap tatoo :P
I got fired. This is what happened.
"Hey man just put the boxes over there and don't mess up the lables or order or open them. This is supe important because there is a man named Mr. Einstiman. He is are highest paying customer and he is very percise. So don't do anything stupid ok?" my cousin shouted to me while i picked up the boxes. " Sure." I yelled back. In my defense he shouldn't have given me such an important job. So I started placing the boxes in the same order they came. There were alot of them. Halfway trough i got curious and bored and i relized i didn't know what was in the boxes. One look cant hurt right? So I carefully pulled the tape off the box and opened it. It was only paint, canvas, every type of brush youcould imagine. Boring. So carefully closed it up and made it loook like it was never opened. I finished placing the boxes and was just in time to see my cuz and some short bald guy in an expensive looking tux. He walked past me as if i was a piece of trash on the ground. I held myself back. He inspected the boxes. Inspected them. Really. Thats when things got bad. He found the box I opened and his face turned an angry red. Litterally. It's possible. He went crazy. Ripping up the boxes, splattering paint everywhere, throughing stuff around. It was amusing until i got hit in the head and my hair full of paint, not to mention my whole entire body. When it was over he handed my cousin money,and told him this will never happen again, then walked out. Nice guy. Love to see him at a party. So my cuz fired me.
Part 2 I find a job
So I was looking for a job when Kyle was talking about the tatoo place where he gets all his tatoos. Some guy who worked there was finally found by the cops. Poor guy. Anyway they were looking for someone to replace him. I'd seen my brother get tatoos, I had tatoos, and my friend showed me how to make them, some basics. So I was like why not?I got there at Tom's Tatoos. Aperently Tom ownes the place. He's a muscular dude with tatoos everywhere. And I mean everywhere. So I had an interview and he didn't like me that much but he said he needed someone fast and i was there so i got the job. Come and se me if you want a cheap tatoo :P
Saturday, January 1, 2011
New Years 2011
Its 2011! that means we are one year closer to the destruction of the earth! yippe!! :D so this means we are gonna party til we pass out and dont know where the hell we are! whoo hoo!
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Basically thats what i think happens. Am i right? Spot on! So buck had a party like usual. i decided id come this year cause i got really sick last year and couldnt go. i decided to go with Jamie of course and Brook. Mostly cause i was gonna get wasted and they probably wouldnt so they could keep me from doing anything bad. I picked Brook up and then i picked jamie up. it was kinda awkward sitting in the same car with them. I shoulda thought it out better. but oh well. So we got there and the partying had already started. I have to say credit to Buck it was pretty hardcore tough. Jamie and Brook kinda stuck near me the whole time and i didnt mind. There was dancing and drinking and people just having fun. Eventuly Jamie went somewhere and Brook went somewhere to to dance with somebody and i drank some and kept partying. Then i found Jamie and we all counted down to midnight. then we did the whole celebration thing and continued partying... i dont remeber that much after that but i woke up with a hangover on Jamies couch. I guess she drove me here from the party? idk and idc cause it was an awesome night
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Basically thats what i think happens. Am i right? Spot on! So buck had a party like usual. i decided id come this year cause i got really sick last year and couldnt go. i decided to go with Jamie of course and Brook. Mostly cause i was gonna get wasted and they probably wouldnt so they could keep me from doing anything bad. I picked Brook up and then i picked jamie up. it was kinda awkward sitting in the same car with them. I shoulda thought it out better. but oh well. So we got there and the partying had already started. I have to say credit to Buck it was pretty hardcore tough. Jamie and Brook kinda stuck near me the whole time and i didnt mind. There was dancing and drinking and people just having fun. Eventuly Jamie went somewhere and Brook went somewhere to to dance with somebody and i drank some and kept partying. Then i found Jamie and we all counted down to midnight. then we did the whole celebration thing and continued partying... i dont remeber that much after that but i woke up with a hangover on Jamies couch. I guess she drove me here from the party? idk and idc cause it was an awesome night
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